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Ashburton Guardian, Volume XIV, Issue 2835, 29 November 1892, Page 2

How Sambo Understood French. —Finn s.iys to the runaway negro on the raft, " Jim, what'd you say if 'twas said to you • P»rly-vous-franzy ?' " " Wouldn't &ay nuffin. I'd just-bust him overde ear ; if he wasn't a wite man. 'Low no nigger to sal 1 me dat. ' Finn says the words umy iije<ui, "Do you' speak French?" Jim inquires, "If they mean that why don't thay say that ?" Dr Forest says, in " Health, the New Method." we might make similar inquiries of the professors of Maasotherapy ; but he goes on to explain massage, rubbing, and its beneficial results so that it might evsn enter the skull of the densest negro ; and his musole-roller and other new methods are invaluable, An edition of his book, much enlarged, is published at "Truth" and "Health" Publication Offices, 160, Tuam street, Ohristchurch. —[Advt.]

Stop Drinking. ♦— —— " I can't " are two little words seldom used by a man who drinks ; Lo use them he thinks is un evidence of weakness, and so" we wonder why, when he quits, lie doesn't stay gup. If we knew all, our wonder w6uld be, w^th that terrible craviii? at. his vitals, ho is able to resist eyen for a sh^rt' tjime—» # .craying on which vilirpower,' rflora} Pflf aBPR» rhp -pledge, self-respept, haye np effect ; and which until recently has been an insurmountable bar to I'eforra in thousands upon thousands of cases. But the time has come when that craving <jan be stopped! Sure. Just as sure as it is possible to cure a cold- The appetite can be destroyed » the nian placed back, so far as drinking is concovnod, .just yljere he was'before he acquired the habit. The cure does not destroy the will, but the appetite. So he will haye v to le'arii to 1 rink all over atjain, and' the effort will be so great that if be is wortli saving lie won't make it. It. T. Booth's JGoldeji Remedy No, 1 destroys the drink appetite 1 R. T. Booth's Golden Remedy No. '2 'is the best brain and. nerve tonis'pn th s earth. At all chemists and storekeepers -(APVT), IQ*U