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Ashburton Guardian, Volume XIV, Issue 3036, 27 July 1893, Page 3

Two very charming young ladies were chatting in a street car the other eyenjng. "So yqu'ye bpe.n dqwn to, the campf' aik'ed. 1' one.' ','Xea; and it's' perfectly Splendid down there." "Did the soldiers take their arms with them I" " QJ; course they did.' Yoji don't suppose they waiild^ J,eave them at hpn^pi do. you ?'' ti J tia£ie. shooting." '« Why, silly, they don't shoot.'* ?;pidn,l theyi Whatdo they do with their arms, then V v Why, they put them around you, of oourse; and it's ever so nice." "Darling Bessie," said Mr, Hoover to his lady typewriter, " \yill you marry me ? Since you have come like a gleam of sup- ■ shine to gladden my gsisten.oe I have'HvMl. | jp. yhei radiant I'light' 1 of your' ethereal iifesenoe, 1 ' and ' passionately—" " Please speak a little slower, Mr. Hoover," said the fair one, interrupting, while her fingers continued to fly over the keys. ' {{ IBfhV •real—presencpr-m^ionatelylA Kowl am re^dy to proceed.' 1' '• threat Mis^ Caramel," eidlkimed her employei*, '.'you are not taking down my offer o.f * maryi^ge on that type-Writer, $$ Jfpfl 'f p O! pir^ yssa,\ !% ||viekft(l Misa. Caramel. «Why, so, it is. I didn't notice, I thought you were diotatiog. Forgive me, dear William. I am yours."