■HOW H'E -KNEW. A .prominent judge, who •was an enthusiastic golfer, had occasion to question a iboy witness in a criminal suit. ‘‘Now, miv hoy,” said tile judge, “are you sure you know file nature and significance of an oath —that is, what an oath really means?” The hoy looked lip at the judge in surprise, and then .answered : “Willy, of course I do. Don’t I caddy for you?” NO INSOMNIA THERE. Author : “But why do you charge me more for .printing this time than usual l ?” Publisher : “Because the compositors were constantly falling ttsleep oyer your novel.”
ENTAIL. F. PITT AT? UNION BANK BUILDINGS. DENTIST,
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXV, Issue 2051, 30 November 1907, Page 2 (Supplement)
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106Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Gisborne Times, Volume XXV, Issue 2051, 30 November 1907, Page 2 (Supplement)
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