“All-. I see 3'ou are married, ,J >oxclaimed the merchant. “No, sir, replied the applicant for a position. “1 gob tills scar in a railroad accident.” Nurse: “Yes, Svo kept you alive for three weeks on milk punches and brandy.” Patient: “Just my luck; and I was unconscious all the time.” The cotton handkerchiefs provided for French soldiers have printed on them sanitary precepts to he observed during a campaign.
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2401, 16 January 1909, Page 9 (Supplement)
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70Page 9 Advertisements Column 1 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2401, 16 January 1909, Page 9 (Supplement)
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