CYNICISMS.

Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2407, 23 January 1909, Page 10 (Supplement)

CYNICISMS.

"I he only way a woman can successfully manage a man is to keen him from knowing she is doing it. The upstart is seldom downcast. It’s a wise youth who knows whether a girl is smiling upon him or giving him the ‘laugh. When a man boasts that he is a fatalist it’s a pretty sure sign that he is in hard luck. The average m-in isn't satisfied to hold his own. He wants to hold his neighbor’s, too. .Some men are not satisfied ■’.* let their money talk. They want it to use a megaphone. The more applause a man gives and the less advice the more popular he will he. *. The pretty girl's face may be her fortune, but the homely girl's fuce ia her chaperon. The theory that it is never too i laie to mend is very comforting to those who are in no hurry to begin. Don't try to grasp an opportunity by putting salt on its tail. Love is as necessary to a woman who lias acquired the habit as tobacco is to a man. The average man’s idea of economy is to tell his wife how to save me-aey.