‘•How long has this restaurant been open?” asked the would-be diner. •'‘Two years,” said the proprietor. “I’m sorry I did not know uy” said the guest. “I should hare been better off if I had come here then.” “Yes?” smiled the proprietor, very much pleased. “How is that?” “I should probably have been served by this time if I had.” said the guest. MRS. T. H. WOOD. Teacher of MUSIC, DANCING,, and ELOCUTION. YTiSITS and receives pupils. Cgamtry ’ visited. TERMS, for either subject, £1 Is per quarter, in advance. _ A PRIVATE DANCE is held WEEKLY. Particulars on application at “Morning Side” (next Mr. Robb’s). Stout Street, Whataupoko. CONSTIPATION. By “Coin mon Sense.” A constipated condition of the bowels is the commonest cause of illhealth. If the waste matter, which the bowels should regularly remove, is retained for an unusual time, it will to some extent be absorbed into the body, giving rise to indigestion, foul breath, evil-smelling perspiration, headache, and neuralgia. The circulation of the blood is impeded by the pressure of the accumulated matter, and. the entire system becomes deranged. Piles are a frequent result, of constipation. A regular movement of the bowels is as necessary to health as regular meals. No oue whose bowels are constipated can possibly be well. in many parts of Australia and New Zealand It is;■ difficult,..'or impossible, to obtain an adequate supply of fresh • fruit and vegetables, and m these districts constipation is very prevalent. To overcome any tendency to constipation, Warner's:-Safe Pills should be. taken in sufficient quantity to produce ONE free movement of the bowels daily. One pill nightly is generally sufficient. If this has not the de-'-,-sired effect, gradually increase the dose, taking one and a-half, two, or even three pills nightly. On* the other hand, if one pill causes an excessive movement, half a pill, or even, less, should be taken, nightly until regularity is established.; It is far preferable to take the proper dose nightly than' to take too large a dose and then discontinue for a day or two as the. object is to induce a habit of regularity. Warner’s Safe Pills are not a drastic oathartic.£* They aot on the liy«r in such a manner as to stimulafeP-a healthy, natural flow of bile bowels, and bile is Nature’s oatliortie. ; f 1&Warner’s Safe Pills are sold by aU *. chemists and storekeepers. Price. 3ft ; per vial. Post free. H. H. Warm*' “ «wd Co. t Limited, Melbourne, Vis,
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2455, 20 March 1909, Page 12 (Supplement)
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