Old Mrs. O’Brien: "xm thinking I shall have to leave as the rent of the house is too much.” Artful Landlord: “Yes; but look, Mrs. O’Brien, at the outbuildings—look ■at the- pigsties and the rest of it.” Mrs. O’Brien: “They re no good. 1 haven’t kept a pig since me husband died.” Cis: “See if you can find the man in this picture puzzle, aunt.” Spinster Aunt: “It’s useless for me to attempt it. I’ve 7 been trying to find a man for thirty-two years.” Flossie Footlight: “Part of the Japanese wedding ceremony consists in the burning of the discarded toys of the bride.” Winnie Wings: “Horrors 1 You don’t mean cremating her cast-off lovers, do you ?” .
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2556, 17 July 1909, Page 4 (Supplement)
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117Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2556, 17 July 1909, Page 4 (Supplement)
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