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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2567, 30 July 1909, Page 3

A Boer farmer in the Transvaal having to send a “blood smear’’ of a dead ox to the Agricultural Department’s veterinarian, prepared a second with his own blood, and told his neighbors that he was making a fool of the “ingevoorde Engelschman”—imported Englishman —and his new-fangled regulations. In due time the official report came back worded: —“To Johannes Hendrik Petrus Bconzaier, Esq., Vlakvarkfontein. Dear Sir, —With reference to the blood-smears furnished by you on the 15th ult., I have the honor to inform you that the one—that of an ox —shows no trace of disease. The blood on the other side appears to be that of a baboon in an advanced stage of senile decay. I have,” etc. A mule can kick both hard and quick, And when you least expect it; A cold may kill, and often will Defv vou to reject it! But Woods’ vou know some time ago, And after years of thinking Invented his Great Peppermint Cure, Which stops all coughs like winkings A witness who had learnt the art of how to bo happy though married (on 30s a week) gave evidence before tn<? Arbitration Court at Christchurch when the private hotels’ dispute was being heard. He said he was a porter at a private hotel, and was getting 30s a week (5s more than the award rate), and was quite satisfied. During his cross-examination by the employees’ representative, he further stated that he had a wife and two children, and worked from 10 p-m. till 2 a.m. and from 6 a.m. to 11 a.m., and had been employed in his present position for three years. 'here are pills that are called LaxoTonic, 'or diseases both urgent and chronic, They’re the best to be had, Be vou ever so bad, mil their patrons are never sardonic. iAXO-TOXIC PILLS, 10}d and Is 6d. There would appear to be good wages for enterprising typists in the Sandwich Islands. A Wellington girl who went to Honolulu in -May last w rites that she has just secured a position as shorthand-typist in the Hawaiian Bank at a salary of £3 15s a week, which* is to be increased to £5 per week at the end of six months. Her office horn's are from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.

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