“Mail,” said the tailor sadly, “is, lie read, made of dust, but I cannot see hoiv that is so. Dust always settles. Mail rarely does.” “In wliati way was I disorderly?” asked a man when brought before the niag’strate. '“J?v stopping pedestrians on bicycles,” was the constable’s reply. .Tack: “That, young Simper! v scorns sticli a fragile follow I should hesitate to touch him, for fear ho would break.” \ Sam: “He wouldn’t hesitate about touching you, if he \vas broke.” iJohnson: “Look hero, Mrs Soapsuds; I am quit© sure I did not send so many handkerchiefs to the wash.” Mrs Soapsuds: “Why, bless you, sir; them ain’t handkerchiefs-—thorn’s your last new shirts I”
Permanent link to this item
Hononga pūmau ki tēnei tūemi
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/GIST19090904.2.53.2
Bibliographic details
Ngā taipitopito pukapuka
Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2598, 4 September 1909, Page 2 (Supplement)
Word count
Tapeke kupu
113Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2598, 4 September 1909, Page 2 (Supplement)
Using this item
Te whakamahi i tēnei tūemi
The Gisborne Herald Company is the copyright owner for the Gisborne Times. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International licence (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0). This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of the Gisborne Herald Company. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.
Log in