Teacher: “Now, Dan, look at this. Is that the way to spell window—w-i-d----o-w?” Dan: “No, sir.” Teacher: “What’s the difference bcteen window and widow?” Dan: “You can see through one, but not through the other.” “What was the best job you ever did?” inquired the first barber. “I once shaved a man,” replied the second barber. “Go on.” “Then I persuaded him to have his hair cut, shampoo, facial massage, singe, sea-foam, electric buzz, tar spray, and tonic rub.” “Wliat then?” -“By that time he needed another shave.” * *
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2622, 2 October 1909, Page 2 (Supplement)
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88Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2622, 2 October 1909, Page 2 (Supplement)
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