Macdougal: “Yon’s an awfu’ lik<* sight to see on the Sawhath, Angus V . Angus: “And what awfu’ sight de y& see, Macdougall ?” Macdougall: “There’s Airche an’ his lass smiling hurrying as if it was a week-day, just.’* First Tramp: “Say, Bill.” Second Tramp: “What?” First Tramp: “Why can’t wc organise a steal trust?”
Headache, Indigestion, Constipation and Biliousness. O The immense number of orders for Frootoids, sent by post direct to the Proprietor, is convincing proof that the Public appreciate their splendid curing power over the above-named compT>ints. Frootoids are elegant in appearance and pleasant to take; they are immensely more valuable than an ordinary aperient; they remove from the blood, tissues, and internal organs, waste poisonous, matter that is clogging them and choking the. channels that lead to and from them. The beneficial effects of Frootoids ar» evident by the disappearance of headache, a bright, cheery sense of perfect health taking the place of sluggish, depressed feelings, by the liver acting properly, and by the food being properly digested Frootoids are the proper aperient medicine to take when any Congestion oir Blood Poison is present, or when Congestion of the Brain or Appoplexy is present or threatening. They have been tested, and have been proved to afford quick relief in such cases when other aperients have not done any good at all; Frootoids act splendidly on the lives; a dose taken at bed-time, once a week, is highly beneficial. A constipated habit of body will be completely cured if the patient will on each occasion, when suffering, take a doser of Frootoids, instead of an ordinary, aperient. The patient thus gradually becomes independent of Aperient Medicines. Price 1/6. Chemists, Medicine Vendors, or W. G. Hearne & Co. Ltd., Geelong, Victoria.
OF INTEREST TO WOMEN. “For years I suffered nnreasi'icfcft from chronic pain in the back and head, scarcely having a moment’s peace. Sometimes I would grow dizzy, ana seem to lose my senses. Dark specks would float before my eyes, and my sight would become cloudy. There were many davs when I could scarcely drag through, my duties. I was in a terribly low condition —much reduced 'in flesh, and had no appetite. I tried many remedies, and doctors were consulted without benefitting me in the least. I was gradually getting worse, and had almost given up hope, when I began to take Warner’s Safe Cure. From that time an improvement began to take place in my health. I improved rapidly, and continued to do so until I was once more in. the enjoyment of good health. Warner’s Safe Cure worked wonders ire my case, and I can recommend it to all others suffering in. like manner.” _ _ The above is from Mrs. J. Harris, 58 Carrington-street, -Adelaide, S.A. A descriptive p;rmphlet containing many such letters will be sent, post free, by IT. H. Warner and Co., Limited, Melbourne, Vic. Warner’s Safe Cure Is sofd by all chemists and storekeepers, both in the original form and in tha cheaper “Concentrated, ’ non-alcoholic form, each containing the same number of doses. No woman should be desport dent about her headth who has not givQBH Warner’s Safe Cure a trial.
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2634, 16 October 1909, Page 3 (Supplement)
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526Page 3 Advertisements Column 5 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2634, 16 October 1909, Page 3 (Supplement)
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