A CLEAR RUN.
Spigot —Johnson ran his motor car into a building yesterday. Faucet —Dear me! A shop r Spigot —No—a garage ! A HUGE JOKE. *There was a young fellow called Hugh; His clothes were exceedingly nugh; His beaver was shiny,. His toes sharp and tiny, . ■Rut be owed for them all to a. jugh. Gf talents this youth had but fugh; Ideas he had one _or tug , . ~ <<A uirl I will marry, Whose fortune UU carry ~ ’Twill keep me from feeling so blugh. rw u v t young lady called Hugh., ■SXfrjS:reltl Sftof. ooa. *ru S h , Her father ‘.‘mvected, And he was ejected Before he could murmur adugh. “Tommv Tuff,” cried the teacher, jodhuj i i chalk your severely, why dia you { ~ pfod no penknife
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2652, 6 November 1909, Page 4 (Supplement)
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127A CLEAR RUN. Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2652, 6 November 1909, Page 4 (Supplement)
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