The editor was dying, says an exchange, bat when the doctor bent over, placed his ear on his bx’cast, and said, “Poor , man 1 circulation almost gone I the dying editor, sat up and shouted: “You’re a .liar; we have the largest circulation in the country.” Coney: Thalk iv rowlin” in wilth! Bedad, there’s more people in th'et way thin yez think. Jist liik at Paddy Kane there.” Doran: “Arrah, go Tong wid yez now. Shure the craythur hesn’t as much as ’ul gingle on a tombstone.” Corney: “Now. there yez go. shure Oi seen hin wid me own eves yistherday buyin’ a collar, if ye plaze.” -v
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2682, 11 December 1909, Page 3 (Supplement)
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108Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2682, 11 December 1909, Page 3 (Supplement)
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