A DIFFERENCE. “Now, John,” said a father to his gawky son, “it is about time that you got married and' settled down in a house of your own.” . ' “But I. don’t know any girls to get married to,” whined John. “Look about and got acquainted with some; that is the way I did when I 'was young. iHow do you suppose that I ever got married?” inquired the old gentleman. “Well,” said John, pitifully, “you married mother, and I’ve got to marry a strange girl!”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVIII, Issue 2722, 29 January 1910, Page 1 (Supplement)
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85Page 1 Advertisements Column 1 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVIII, Issue 2722, 29 January 1910, Page 1 (Supplement)
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