Doctor McCree: “My dear Mrs Good--* man, how could you bring out a young child on such a day as this, with such a strong east wind blowing?” Mrs Goodman: “Ah, doctor, you will always have your little joke. How can a child of this age possibly know what wind it is?” “I wish you would pay a little ft; tei.'tion to what I am saying, sir,'* roared an irate lawyer to an exasperating witness. The latter calm y iephed. “Well, I am paying as little as I can.”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVIII, Issue 2746, 26 February 1910, Page 4 (Supplement)
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89Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVIII, Issue 2746, 26 February 1910, Page 4 (Supplement)
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