Consumer : Are these pork or mutton chops?—Waiter: Can’t you toll by the taste, sir?—Consumer: No. Waiter—(querulously) : Then what does it matter what they’re called.—“ Punch.” MAKE YOURSELF GERM-PROOF. Everybody knows certain germs cause disease, ’ but everybody doesn’t know how to keep germ-proof. Keeping alimentary track clean by drinking water plentifully first thing in morning is one of the best ways, says Dr. Wm. Lee Howard, in "Munsey’s.” Even better is to take Wai-Rongoa Natural Mineral Water. Pure, refreshing, and containing mineral properties which clear the system and counteract germs, it’s an unequalled health beverage.
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXIX, Issue 3385, 28 November 1911, Page 2
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94Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Gisborne Times, Volume XXIX, Issue 3385, 28 November 1911, Page 2
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