Day Dreams.—Dennis : And phwy are vcv not working. PatP—Pat: Faith an’ Oi was just thinkiiv’ phwat a fomo country it ’ud lie if Sathurday noight camo around as often as Monday morning.—‘'The Sketch.” Pessimism.—Visitor : And wiieit ri the gardener who used to work lioreP —Gardener: Dead, sir.—Visitor: Dead! Joined the great majority, eh?—Gardener : Well, sir, I wouldn’t like to say that. He was a good enough man as far as I know.— “The Rattler.”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXIX, Issue 3388, 1 December 1911, Page 7
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74Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 Gisborne Times, Volume XXIX, Issue 3388, 1 December 1911, Page 7
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