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Gisborne Times, Volume XXX, Issue 3490, 2 April 1912, Page 2

In 'tlio excitement of making a speech one is very apt to become t onfused and make absurd _ mistakes. There is a long list of ‘‘lrish Bulls” that have been uttered in Parliament. A member once said, for instance: “ The right honorable gentleman shakes his head; ‘I am sorry to hear it!’ ” Another is reported to have described certain local government as “A malignant fairy -which steps im off it® own bat,” and an Irish member once became so hopelessly mixed as to declare: “The well is running dry, and thev think that by putting in the pruning-knife they can bring more grist to the mill-” AN AID TO PERFECT HEALTH. One of the things most essential to the maintenance of perfect health is the drinking of an abundant quantity of water. The reason for this is that the taking of water tends to remove waste, to purify the Mood, bo keep the body free from disorders. Even better than water is table beverage like Wai-Rongoa Natural Mineral Water. The chalybeate- properties- which Wai-Rongoa contains makeit mildly aperient, a-nd render it far more beneficial than plain waterTaken regularly, the effect of WaiRongoa is to prevent and 'counteract those ailments resulting from a sedentary life. It stimulates the dis-ges-tio-in.cures constipation, and acts beneficially in cases of trout, rheumatism, gravel, gallstones, kidney trouble. Wai-Rongoa is by far the best natural mineral water New Zealand has produce!. ' It is the only water carbonated with own natural gas, and has a clean, crisp, -delicious taste. At the Anglo-Japanese Exhibition in .London, •it took a gold medal, which speaks for its excellence. It should be in the house-.at all times, so that you may take it before breakfast, between, or at meals. Obtainable at stores, chemists' hotels, and clubs.