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Gisborne Times, Volume XXX, Issue 3509, 27 April 1912, Page 10

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Wife: “The doctor lias advised ;nc to go south for a month’s rest. The question now is, where to go?” Husband : “Go to another doctor.” “When I was a tiny boy with ringlets,” said the man with little hair, “they us-d to call me Archie.” “I suppose now they call you Archibald.” Bixby should be arrested for cruelty to mechanism.” Eh! What did he do?” “Hid a dictograph, hi that meeting-place of an afternoon bridge club.” “Saw two famous bad men come together during my trip West.” “Both killed?’’ “Nobody killed. You can’t talk a man to death.”

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