Tatterdon Torn: “Wot would you do if you had a million dollars?” Tliristy Theodore: “De foist t’ing I’d do would he to invest all hut 999,599.95d01. in a glass o’ beer.” A Now York doctor says chocolate is had for the eyes, and yet a 51b box of chocolate lias been known to make eyes" even brighten still. She: “I sc e by this paper that the average person speaks 12,000 words a day.” He: “Yes; but you’re above the Niverago person, dear:”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXX, Issue 3524, 15 May 1912, Page 8
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83Untitled Gisborne Times, Volume XXX, Issue 3524, 15 May 1912, Page 8
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