Diner (in temper): "Waiter!” Alarmed Waiter: “Yessir.” Diner: “What do you call this stuff?” Alarmed Waiter : “Mock turtle soup, sir.” Diner: “Well, tell the chef lie lias taken his mockery too far ” . Travellers in France will scon have to themselves to being told that their train will start at half-past thirteen, as the twenty-four hburs system of reckoning is to bo introduced on the railways of July Ist.
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXX, Issue 3559, 26 June 1912, Page 7
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68Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Gisborne Times, Volume XXX, Issue 3559, 26 June 1912, Page 7
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