“That’s a magnificent silver sor.vic;\” said the visitor to the battleship. “1 guess it is,’*said the sailor glumly.' “Eh! Don’t you admire it?” “No, I don’t. I have to clean it.”
Teacher: “Have animals a capacity for affection?” Class: “Nearly all.” .Teacher: “Correct. Now, what animal. possesses the greatest attachment for man?” Little Girl: “Woman.”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXX, Issue 3586, 27 July 1912, Page 3
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55Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Gisborne Times, Volume XXX, Issue 3586, 27 July 1912, Page 3
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