Wife: “Our new maid has. sharp ears.’’ Ilubbv: “Yes. I noticed that tho doom are all .scratched up around tho keyholes.” Jack: “My sweetheart sends mo a dozen kisses every day by long-dis-tance telephone.” Harold: “Tliat ■wouldn’t suit"mo at all. I want direct from the. battery.” “I suppose you’ve heard that that pretty little Miss Vavasour has lost hea- good name?” “■Good .gracious, no! How’s that?” •■‘‘By becoming Mrs Melchisedec Hogg yesterday l”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXX, Issue 3595, 7 August 1912, Page 7
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73Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 Gisborne Times, Volume XXX, Issue 3595, 7 August 1912, Page 7
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