The Doctor : “Hark ! "Whence those cries of agony?’’ The Lawyer: “They ■ come from the room of the dentist. Last week the chiropodist operated on -the dentist, agreeing to take his bill out in trade; and now the dentist is taking it out.” At a north-country police-court a man was charged with a certain offence. This was not his first appearance, as ho had several times been summoned, and the magistrate said to him: “I seem to remember your name, my man.” ‘‘Yes, sir, I'm -a regular subscriber,” replied the defendant.
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3601, 14 August 1912, Page 7
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90Untitled Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3601, 14 August 1912, Page 7
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