Thu Barber: “Your h;*.ir is coming out on top, sir.” The Crank : “Good ! I knew it was in mo. Now, for goodness sake, don’t talk to it, or it will crawl hack again!” Teacher:- “How many sexes are there?” Intte Hoy: “Three.” Teacher: “Three! What are they?” Little Boy: “The male sex, the female sex, apd the insects.” Wife: “It must be a very small flat that the Smythes have, taken.” 'Husband : “Whv.P” Wife; “Because I saw Mrs Smytho this morning buying ii folding toothbrush.” “Suburb's declares,” said Coaldey, “that out his way one night last week the temperature dropped to zero.” ’’Othi*'".” ''aid Joaklev. “What nothing?” “Zaro.”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3687, 23 November 1912, Page 3
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108Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3687, 23 November 1912, Page 3
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