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Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3687, 23 November 1912, Page 10

Visitor (seeking a enrol: "Is this a <’c ! T»]jn<*c* for rheumatism P” Olrl Inhabitant: "Must bo. s’”, for I oot mi”'' ’ore: so did my father and grandfather afore, me.” The Frantic Foo/ler: "Look hero,. i f T oatch you laughing at me apain. T'T k’m-'k vour oonfomided head off!” The Cheeky Caddie; "I dent/ believe you could, unless von happened to aim at summat' else!!!” Tlie coster and liis best gjirl were discussing local events one day recently. Said ’Arry: "Did you read the list- of presents Ann Smith ‘had for her. weddin’?” ’Arriet; "Yes, T d'd; The hidoa for such as them Tying the weddin’ nut in the paper! They might, he bloomin’ haristocrats.” ’Arry: “Fancy her mother giving lier sieh a ’andsome present as n ofse and trap!’. Arriet: "Gain! Tt was a. clothes-horse and a' mousetrap. Thats their, hire min’ pride!”