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Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3720, 4 January 1913, Page 3

RESULTS OF if.- '>/« ! Cig'arette Competition. 1. Miss Alice Wilson .... 24.802 tobacconist, Lambton Quay, Wellington. 2. Mr. A., Moss '22,652 , Exchange Court, Dunedin. (Collected for Mi.ss O'Grady, Grand Hotel, Dunedin) 3. Mr. H. V. Ashton, .... ' 18,952 City Buffet Hotel, Christchurch. 4. Miss E. G. Cook 8,910 23 Fox Street, A venal, Invercargill. 5. Mr. Peter Mitchell ... 6,980 Dee Street, Invercargill 6. Miss Gerti Campion ' 6,663 Queen Street, Auckland. 7. ** Mr. G.X. Bartlett ... 3,978 Dannevirke.

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