A banker in an American town, having a bald head, was in the habit of wearing his hat during business hours. Every week a negro workman on the railway presented a cheque for his wages, and one day as he put his money in a greasy walletthe banker said to him: “Look here, Moses, why dont’ .you let some of your money stay in the bank and earn interest for you?” “Oh, no. boss,” replied the darky, with a glance at the banker’s bat.' "Use jes’ nfeared. You look like you was always readv to start off somewhere s*'"
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3720, 4 January 1913, Page 4
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133Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3720, 4 January 1913, Page 4
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