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Gisborne Times, Volume LXV, Issue 10230, 8 January 1927, Page 8

During a regatta on the Clyde the commodore’s luxurious steam yacht was held up for a considerable time by a dredger, which occupied the middle of a narrow channel tip one of the lochs. As there appeared to be no sign of movement aboard the dredger, the navigating officer on the yacht unloosed a stentorian flow ol language in the best nautical vein. Tills brought a grimy-looking individual to the deck of the dredger. “Here, my mannie,’ he enquired, “are you the captain o’ that vessel?” “No, I’m not” came the angry reply “hut I’m the first officer.” “All, wee!, talk tae yer equals then,” said the man in charge of the dredger, “for I’m the skipper of this yin!”

DON’T NECLEC'I A Common Case of Piles. It May Lead to Serious Results. When people genern’ly understand that all such fatal diseases ns Fistula, Ulcer of the Rectum, Fissure, etc., almost invariably begin in a simple case of Piles, they will learn the wisdom of taking prompt treatment for the first appearance o? tins trouble. Doan’s Ointment is unequalled for every form of PUcs— Bleeding Itching, Protruding, and Blind Piles, and hundreds of lives have been saved by using this cheap but effect ve remedy r'eht at. the start, because at such times a single pot has often effected a cure, while Tn the old deep-seated, chronic cases, several pots are sometimes necessary. Here is a case:—

Mr. John Walsh, Mangapapa, Gisborne, says: “For , twenty years I have suffered* with Itching Piles, and up to the time of us’ng Doan’s Ointment some few weeks ago. I con’d got nothing to relieve me. A fr’end. having heard this remedy well spoken of, advised me to try it. so I bought a pot at once and used it with the most p’easing results. Its toothing and healing effects are marvellous ”ahd it gives relief almost immediately. I have finished two pets and am practically cured, but bv the time the third is used I am confident my curew’ll be complete. You are quite welcome to pub isb this, so that other sufferers may know the value of Doan’s Ointment as a cure for Itching Piles.” Ten years later, Mr Wa’sh says: “Doan’s Ointment cured me over ten years ago. and I have not been troubled w’th the complaint since.” Doan's Ointment is sold bv" nil chemists and storekeepers at 3s per pot, or. will be posted on rece pt of p.ricqf by " ll’ostet-McClellan .15 Hamilton Street,'- SyHn.ey.;: But, be risurfe y pul get - DOA N T S. •