Mother: " Bobby, I think you are the noisiest little boy I ever saw, You drive me distracted." Bobby : " Wall, why donlt you buy nje a drum, then, ma 1 That's the only thing that'd keep me quiet." Somebody says that snoring is'a spontan. ecus escape cf those malignant feelings which the sleeper has no time to vent when awake. There arg little, sweet, pretlv, and green oases ail the way through the flesert of life, buta fat man who breaks a suspender on a hotday. when runniugto catch a train doesn't think of this.
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Gisborne Standard and Cook County Gazette, Volume III, Issue 326, 18 July 1889, Page 2
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94Untitled Gisborne Standard and Cook County Gazette, Volume III, Issue 326, 18 July 1889, Page 2
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