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Gisborne Standard and Cook County Gazette, Volume III, Issue 365, 17 October 1889, Page 3

•■pa, will J6q answer »e a questions" •• Certainly, my boy?’ “Well, pa, is th? world round)" «'Yrt. of Pfißrte ' "Wei, then, pa, if the world is round, how can it come to an end T” “ That’ll do. You gap ran out and play." Before one of his lectures in Sydney Mr Christie Murray had bis usual after-dinner hap, forgetting to tell some one to wake him Up in time, and he arrived at the hall threeauarters of op hopr late, special tnegsepgeni Mrlng been sent to hunt him up. The Iptellifept ogmp op the Sydney Telegraph Made ft appear that Mr Murray had taken an Otter-dinner dose, instead of dore. A good story is told of Sir Walter Philimore and Mr Jeune, who appeared for the gof Lincoln on his trial, The Archs Court opened with a prayer. All save Sir Walter knelt down, His as that being there tn object to the Mon of the Court Mr Jeune and himnuld not comply with ths dlreoilo* S of the Court. Tu his remonsiraiiona Mr Jasno replied i " Kay, fair Walter, I was fiarsful to pray only under protest." Wo do Ml Veash for thsJUulh of the story,