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Gisborne Standard and Cook County Gazette, Volume III, Issue 461, 31 May 1890, Page 3

“ Don’t be going to the funerals of your patients,” said a physician’s wife to her husband. “It looks too much like a tailor carrying home his own work.” A lady, of an irascible temper, asked George Selwyn why the Almighty made woman out of the rib? “ Indeed, I can’t say,’ was the reply, “except it be that the rib is the most crooked part of the body.” A CONVENTION ON CHRISTIAN WORK. On Lord’s Day Morning, 9.30; in the Theatre Royal. Address by mr. w. corrie JOHNSTON. ALSO — Afternoon. 3 —A Lecture: “ The Bridegroom Cometh.” Evening, B.ls—Gospel Address: “ A Hairbreadth Escape.” BUSH FALLING. 'T’IENDERS wanted for Felling 130 acres A. Light Bush on section 20, Waimata Valley. Specifications to be seen at Standard Office, or at Mr J. K. Brett's, on the section. Tenders to close on TUESDAY, 10th June. BUSH FALLING. THE undersigned invites Tenders, to close on TUESDAY, June lOlb, Noon, for Falling about 100 acres of Bush at his property, Himuroa. Tenders to be left at my office, where all particulars can bo obtained, as also from Mr Cleary, on the premises. The lowest or any Tender not necessarily accepted. E. F. HARRIS, Albion Buildings. LOST, STOLEN, OR STRAYED. FROM Ormond, on Sunday, May 19th, 1890, a Black Gelding, branded TU over U (under a half circle) on the near shoulder, white star on forehead, snip on nose, shod all round. An person found with this Horse in their possession after this date will be prosecuted, and any person returning the same to the undersigned will be rewarded. THOMAS U'BEN. Te Arai, May 27,1890.

TO CARPENTERS. TENDERS invited for the Labor required in Building a Cottage on Haiti, Particulars may be had at my office. Tenders to close on MONDAY, June 2nd, at 12 o’clock. W. P. FINNERAN, Architect. May 28, 1890. CHALLENGE. IW. MARK, of Hanraki, hereby challenge , THOMAS PORTER, of Gisborne, to a Boxing Match, to a finish, for £2O, to come off on SATURDAY NEXT, at the Theatre Boyal, at 8 p.m. Stakes to be put up by Saturday afternoon. Admission, 2s and Is. NOTICE. ~| r AVING disposed of my business—THE J - L ORMOND BUTCHERY—I request an immediate settlement of all outstanding accounts so as to save any further trouble. W. E. COOPEB. Ormond, May 22nd, 1890. BUSH FALLING. rTtENDEBS are invited for about 300 JL acres Bush Clearing. Sections vary from 40 to 80 acres. All particulars can be obtained by applying to the undersigned. Tenders to be in by 12 noon, SATURDAY, June 7th.

The lowest or any Tender not necessarily accepted. JAS. WOODBINE JOHNSON, Maraetaha. UNIVERSAL DININGBOOMS (Opposite Masonic Hotel). TO OPEN SATURDAY NEXT, THE 31st INST. Alf. Budd and G. Edwards BEG to announce that they have taken those commodious and centrally-situated pre m i ? es known as the “ D.1.C.” Building, at the corner facing Mr Adair’s shop on the one sidejand the Masonic Hotel on the other. Tbe premises are to be specially fitted up for Dining Rooms, and Messrs Budd and Edwards each having had large experience in the business can confider.tly assure the public that the Dining Rooms Will be so conducted as to be fully deserving of an extended patronage. The opening of such Dining Booms should be a great convenience to the public, whose support is respectfully solicited. ALL MEALS 18. SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT MADE FOR WEEKLY BOARDERS.

LADIES’ ENTRANCE FROM LOWE STREET. FOR SALE. A NICE LITTLE FARM, of 150 acres, near Ormond, fenced and subdivided into Five paddocks, with good Nine-roomed House, Oow Shed, Yards, and all necessary outbuildings, Orchard of 2| acres (containing about 200 fruit trees now coming into bearing), constant supply of water at all seasons of the year in every paddock, together with about 50 head of milking cows (carefully bred and broken), and necessary plant for carting milk to Factory (situated about 3 miles distant), There are also ten acres or thereabouts of Bush suitable for Firewood, For further particulars, apply to— DaLAUTOUB Sc SIEVWBIGHT, Solicitors, Gisborne, Or to— GEORGE DAVIS, Ormond Factory. TO LET.—Two Small Sections on Haiti, fenced in, each I acre, suitable for market gardening. Apply Standard Office. Fob sale-a blaoksmith-s shop, with or without Toole, For particulars apply—T. PABDOE, Matawhero. WANTED-A Good Steady YOUTH, as improver to Blacksmithing. Apply » PABDOE, Matawhero.