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Gisborne Standard and Cook County Gazette, Volume IV, Issue 549, 25 December 1890, Page 2

Man of the House to the pedlar : ‘Getout of here or I'll whietle for the dog.' Pedler t • Veil, now, vould’nt you like to buy a nice vietle !' ‘ Who was that ringing at tho front door last night?' ‘The policeman.' 'What did ho want ?’ 'He wanted the baby to stop crying. It kept him awake.' The force of habit is fully illustra'ed in the case of a retired milkman, who says he never sees a can of water without having an almost Irresistible desire so put some ml u into it.

Warmish Commonage, N.B.W. Bear Sir,—ll is with ureal pie-sure tbat I pen these tew lines. I have bean as yon know a great sofl Ter from wtakneas and debility tor yeats. I -as under several doctors, but they never did any good. I despaired of ever being better, but as I stated in my last letter I eaw Clements Tonic advertised. I iri-d a bottle and its effect wee enijrthing wonderful. I felt benor almost immediaielv, and was a new woman after finishing <he fire', bottle. Before tmkin>|| Clemen'* To’ i" it was a great trouble awfrto do a little houso-wutk. but afterwards and work wme » pl m.urs and ray friends my neigbb ira were surprised al tile change in me, I cannot say too much in prates of it, and can only gra etuilv rle-cribe my omea.and strongly advise all who eofl r f-nm weakness, baokaobe, pain in the side, ti igi> g noises in the ears and shortness of breath to take Clemenis I'onio. I feel sure it will do them as much good as it bam doos me, Yours Gratefully, FANNY DSNT.