A MISFIT FIT.

Inangahua Times, Volume VIII, Issue 1280, 4 June 1883, Page 3

A MISFIT FIT.

— • . A party of three young men from the agricultural districts entered a second hand clothing store on Michigan avenue yesterday morning, and one of them bought a second hand coat. He was. solemnly, assured that it was a fit that Shakespeare would haye been proud of, and that it increased his beauty 200 per cent; and he went _,wfiy perfectly satisfied, . In about, an -hotur however, he returned and said ; •Say, tWcoat isn|t a fit after all.' ; * Vhafc ails dot goat now, eh ? • • Well, it's too short in the hack, for «met-ing>' ..-, :.• 1 Let me look Too short, eh! Urn. My frendC who dells you so f . 1 Bo_. tho bpyaV .-« Ana yjiia _os^ p^^oraf ;; ; *Hof : / -- -v •. •■:■»• ■■■'■;• ! -; v s *.Do they- g^' oudt , some .fa^dni* Elates fi^m .jarisl y---.y h .-, -,-. yiv %^ -te^^hWifose: poy^ kntt^ «o Mucki Utot go_fe^^a|px'£9R fe oop undbend pa^er^, a j^i-ajlows-for your back to shorfentOop otf 'leng T ' thenoudt.' .-'•-..' g V v . ■;'..'>;';/ v y.,!-- ». « But the-.sleevfes. are.tob* tjhort? •- i•Let me see. Only last night my wife silruf-l -^tiWtr WjßMfc _eves.und n^e.em W)Shyie,nßd§ftWi ;you vhant a ; ftteeve''_ke No_lr*wo«r«in' •der Aj*|c I "TVJiell, nopodj^would" think, dot of you/ a * I ca-tsharffljribend'nrys arnls/'i'COhTtinued thfl buyer, .'.',. . .; - • '* Vheli,^ L sold you dot^oatAir-Sun-tday. •' Yon &&£^»Q^ s<*s Dnl^untdayg, t . yo*' deaire to beqd-. joiir--a^s_*j6a'ig^ „ : « f^nojt,at^«S_ued wi*h it, no tnatter whWyo^-say:' ■* ■ i^ 1 '' ' * 1 ' ■ •Yhell^^^elpidot, After you buy dot goat yourfall down or shump around or drin^^^eer.'-tmd' get your body all ottd of *"sMpes'und den come. _aok nnd' go_|il_ft ; >My freindt, dot vhas for^_i;«hentleirian. • Vhen jrou wear it youWi-rtbea'Hbtentleman.' •I paid yon" Sddls -for it, and I'll iate 4ffi_.T-* :■.«»'.■::•■ i'; ■•■:• :■" >■'■•' •So.* 1 ■:<;>.*<*£!,»-*•;. ,'■■<-. • You «W^l_fejiW(*«*)lß; , "mantlet moiexblaua. I >vbM a p_^ae^*rf^^_y' vife. She pnya-. nnd I «_M* „_s ; is now in Chicaga ' , Doan.' yoa - sel_ dot goat. Take it borne nnd wait uhdil.you shrink a leedle nnd ypuf pack shortens oop, nnd you vhill den .but on dot. goat und set all der gals grazy und make all der younjg men shealous. . Take my advice. I vhas in der clothing peesness fordy years, und I know der cloth in dot goat. It vhahts a good thuridershower und two games, of base-ball to make it fit you like a handle to a ;goffee-mill V

It is difficult for an honest man to make a living in some parts of London. A second-hand clothier in the East End was recently heard to moan, -« VbeU,, Vhell ? fifery dime I tell der iruf I losh monish, and eferytimel tells a lie I lose a gustomer. How ' can an honest man make a living." i

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