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Inangahua Times, Volume X, Issue 1522, 16 March 1885, Page 3

i I CATHOLIC SCHOOL FUND. j.|AGRAND~BAZAAR 1 IN AID OF THE ■ TIATHOLIC SCHOOL BUILDING 1 \j FUND, will be held at KATER'S HALL, , On the 16th 17th and 18th MARCH. Twill commence on the eve of St. Patrick's Day, When the stalls will be decked with a grand display Of novelties, useful and elegant too, Of ev'ry conceivable shape and hue. A stock of fancy goods specially sent From far off cities, expressly meant To suit all ages, tastes and pockets, Juvenile watches, chains and lockets. Drawing-room ornaments, quaint and rare, From a crystal vase to an easy chair, Wonderful Unick-uacks (Oh how delicious) To humour the whims of the most capricious. Wearing apparel of every kind Needle work, knitting and crochet combined. " Maarical Fishpond " — and fishing-rod You'll fancy yourself in the land of Nod Dreaming of Genii and fairies bright When you'll see how the little fishes can bite. " Mysterious Well" — when you'll plunge yeur hand Into its depths, how amazed you'll stand To see what a wonderfull prise you'll find, (Just for one sixpence bear in mind). And then there is the ** Lucky-bag Oh : what fun, Full of nice things — not a single one Will leave that bag without bearing away. Some present wrapped up inacoveriuggay " Lottery Tables," wheresixpence will buy A chance forsomefiveshilling object just try And imagine what lots of bewildering toys Five shillings can buy for your girls and boys Small boys be frugal, just now if you can, Oh ! buy no more lollies, you dear little man Nor shanghais to slaughter poor birds in the bush I (T'is a pity those sweet birdies warblings to hush). Save up ev'ry sixpence you prodigal few We'll have drums, flutes and fiddles and pop-guns for you, Whips, tool-bexes, pocket-knives, all that a boy, Can depict to himself .as the acme of joy. And girls, remember, the stall where you'll see Uncountable dolls dressed in costume — twill be A beautiful sight for a Queen will be there (Cleopatra of Egypt with none to compare) And numberless others from Lammermoor's Bride To old Un^le Sambo going out for a ride Aud the little old woman who lived in a shoe And had so many children she" didn't know what to do. In conclusion, the stall holders of the Reefton Catholic Bazaar take this opportunity of intimating to the Inangahua public that they are sparing neither time nor trouble to render the stalls attractive, and all they demand in return, is that yoa will not enter the Bazaar with your pocsets turned inside out. REMEMBER THIS. I F V 0 U A R E SICK. If you are sick, HOP BITTERS will surely aid Nature in making you well again when all else fails. If you are comparatively well, but feel the need of a grand tonic and stimulant, never rest easy till you are made a new being by the use of HOP BITTERS. If yon are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffering from any other of the numerous diseases of the stomach or bowels, it is your own fault if you remain ill, for HOP BITTERS are a sovereign remedy in all such complaints. If you are wasting away with any form of Kidney Disease, stop tempting Death this moment, and turn for a cure to HOP BITTERS. If you are sick with that terrible sickness Nervousness, you will find a " Balm in Gilead " in the use of HOP BITTERS. If you are a frequenter, or a resident of a miasmatic district, barricade your system against the scourge of all countries — malarial, epidemic, bilious and intermittent fevers — by the use of HOP BITTERS. If you have rough, pimply, or sallow skin, bad breath, pains and aches, and feel miserable generally, HOP BITTERS will give you fair skin, rich blood, the sweetest breath, health and comfort. In short, they cure ALL Diseases ef the Stomach, Bovels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, <_c., and £500, will be paid foi a case they will not cure or help, or for anything impure or injurious found in them. That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister , mother or daughter, can be made the picture of health by a few bottles of Hop Bitters, costing but a trifle. Will you « et them suff r P Cleanse Purify and Enrich the Blood with HOP BITTERS, And you will have no sickness or suffering or doctors' bills to pay. P. S M T T M L£, rp A I LOB BROADWAY (Adjoining the, Melbourne Hotel, Having opened w'th large Stock o. WEST OF ENGLAND CLOTH , Coatings, f wkkds. &c, invites an early call. All the Goods, hnve been cdietml selected, snd (lie Mulcc Quality, and Sty are unequalled. _* 1 T A N l iWilllk' VI rt N S H 1 GH A A S ' UK U,