A BACHELOR'S PARADISE.

Inangahua Times, Volume XI, Issue 1663, 8 February 1886, Page 3

A BACHELOR'S PARADISE.

At Timaru Mr TnrnhuH, M.H.R , •addressed a school of young ladies, the gravamen of his discourse being an 4wrnest advice to them not to be too fine, not. to confine themselves to the drawing-room and the piano, the crochet work, and creptoleen, and ko on, but to take an earnest part in the common work of the household. He pointed oat that Rein*, en, although a young lady of rank and wealth, did n_-t «*ay indoors twanging the timbiel or .■whs.. ever musical instrument was in fashion in Mesopotamia, hut, was in the habit of going to the well to draw the water wanted for the household. On being civilly requited, she gave a traveller a.drh-k, and also performed th-i menial and labuion. oHce of drawing water for the camels. A young lady of T'lnarn, however, write* thus to the local newspiper:— *• I wou'd respectfully remind onr worthy M.H R. that there are 500 girlf in it' i is town wlio Would wi'lingly draw wate** for ea,me|«, nr any other a'din iis, if they coni 1 m ik" '.sn c of gattiig an Isaac at the w**H, .'i I g-*t iv* q lite «_ early in the morning as Rebecca did We cnn-dder thit young My w.s ve»*y hi _;'»lv fivore l in hivi-i-** *. bu.band provi led f jr her. In these 4! ty*. we hive ti n .<• th" he-it nm-n - . 4>U!* ci nm .'l l t<» att/aotj ail then fail to get liu-d* in Is."' *• Rom.H ox Rats "— Clears ontra.* *m.*e, flies, ant*, l»e|.hT,'s, beetles, I'iswtn. skunks, 'ack rabbits, gophers -D-'ug »ists. . KemnHmrne, Prosser & C-.., A-jeuts. Christ, .lurch Pao» Whodoook's Wiso Piils havi f..r thirty y*_ars hel *1 th . Hrst place in tht •r orld as an effectasl antt Into to indigestion, wind on the stomach, biliousness, and aH complaints arising from disordered st. imach, bowels, or liver. Tonic, mvig oratin., and purifying, they form the lies. leme-ly extant, and may l»e taken by «il<l and yming with etpi-l benefit. — ls. IJ-l . 2s. Od., 4s. 61., family Boxes lis., of' all Chenii.t*. Proprietor Page Woodcock) Lincolu iSnglaudj

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