News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 51, 29 January 1884, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

Countryman lo a, .lady v la "a ßailway carriage, t: Do yoji; ! tike;<jiaw£in&.*j 1 u No, aiVpl detest it,-' " Then X fejeffor you, ma'auij'^aa he filled aad .U'tJljiß large Pipe- ■■: L .'.nut , .There isbufc one woman lawyeHn Eng« •htferf- "- v lin::; il -U-i-I ,-, Seaora de L&rae, wife of the Spanish "bha^fe ! 'cPAs^ira : at Wa^iingto^ is con'■'aitfered the ; hantieoniestiady m ; lhe diplo* ''■'- IA ul I.: ,{ It is said that for every mr.le teacher m the common schools of New York City, there are 14 female t^achere > or abonk 200metitnS&00 woioen. • A Philadelpliia man ha? patented a . mnchine which vrilV iiiakeii gallon of ice> cream a minute.. He calls it- the Mary Ajidewon freeZ3r. *■>'• "•' :..-■-, r The Jtivea of thb thi'eß leading men m theTeligiolis world of 'London art *^aUe up to their husband*,, in ability, devotedneaa, and personal influence, nauiely, Mrs Grat* ten Guineas, .Mrs Bouib, and Mrs Spar-R«on,-j- ; i .;,, . . f , , - >unt;Towzer is delighted to hear th»» ML the Prince-Beatrice has Ijbt cured of herv^^ rheutnatism by; her Tisit to Aches lea ..Plains. ..".Not as I" can make it out," said .the 3ear old lady, 'reflectively, " see* ing as the m "as e[6es to 'the Bad generally gpea.^p the douche," A 'dlu'iiat gay • 'tjbtharlo, noticing a pretty girl alone m a railway carriage, -''-opined -ink do6r and: smilingly asked, " Are these scuts engaged, Miss ?" " No, Bir, ; l3Lu,tX'ani, and he is.poing to get m ac the next station," she answered- "Oh -^a'H-^indeed - than»n-^Wgfp|Lfilon !' and looking very^ foolish, h» hurrfedjy entered " a smoiing carriage. ,. „, [ v ; , ■ ■ '■'■ A i d/ of natura age id consul tin jf her lawyer about -institucing proceedings for divorce. \',l perceiyi',"' said tho lawyer, "you'wiah to obtain a separation becauaeoi his cruelty." " I Wouldn't HiiVe minded go much being beaten," sobs tha^lady, •* If he hnd beaten me m an ; ordinary mancer t but he didn't — the scotindrel-didn'c, sir — he used to thrnsh me with V " with, what P Compose yourself, uiaJain^"" " With .my ; poor, fiw.t husbaiiii's.cino !"