Broad JBrliton— " Hid like very well to chew tobacco you know; but I wouldh.t like to cany a spittoon about with me, you know," Lean American — "Qh,\ you don't have to have any spittoon. T never have a spittoon. I just fire away permiskus,!" . '■', t '.[ A colourabie v e.xcuse.— Countess— ? I told you expresily to paint the chamber blpod-nolour, aud you hare made it blue." Painter—" 1 beg your pardon ; I thought the gracious Countess had blue blood," Test of affection : A lady poet asks, " How can I tell him I love him no more P" Probably the way is to get him into an ice cream saloon, eat five dishes, and then break the news gently If he doesn't accept, the - situation, jou had better try and lore him again. You jipfllW neyep do. better.— Jfeip jYoik P<wt
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Manawatu Times, Volume IX, Issue 397, 30 October 1883, Page 2
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