NO “AISO RANS.’
A gentleman, on entering a restaurant, ordered a crab for tea. On examing it he noticed it was minus a claw. He called the waiter's attention to
:tbis, and the waiter said: “You see, | oil our crabs are so fresh that they fight with one another.” To which the gentleman replied; | “Well, take this one back and bring me one of the winners.”
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Manawatu Times, Volume 62, Issue 24, 29 January 1937, Page 5
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66NO “AISO RANS.’ Manawatu Times, Volume 62, Issue 24, 29 January 1937, Page 5
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