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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2230, 24 October 1908, Page 1 (Supplement)

An Irishman. Laving returned from Italy, where he had been with his master, w»s asked in the kitchen. "Now. then, Pat. what is the lava -I hear the master talking about?” "Only a drop of the crater.” was Pat's reply. Husband: "What! Another now dress ?” Wife: "Well, don't be so cross. I bought it with my own money!” Husband: "Your own? Where did you get it from?” Wife: "I sold your fur coat.” Shopkeeper: "Is there anything else I can send you, sir?” What would you say to a piece of this cheese?” Customer: "I.wouldn't care to say anything to it. It might answer me back.!”

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