Jack: “When do you intend to take* your Holiday ?’.* Ben : “I am taking it now%” “But you are still in town.” ' “Yes: but my.wife and mother-in-law have gone to the country ” A clergyman startled his drowsy congregation the other day as follows: “My dearly beloved friends, permit me to remind you that I come here to preach, not to act, as umpire in a snoring match.” “I say, boy,” remarked a vould-be fisherman, “are thero any it sfi in this streamP” Yes.” ' “Will they bite?” “None of them ever bite me. mister: but you needn’t go into the water to fish if you’re afraid of them.”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2693, 24 December 1909, Page 2 (Supplement)
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106Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2693, 24 December 1909, Page 2 (Supplement)
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