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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2693, 24 December 1909, Page 2 (Supplement)

“May I get off this afternoon?” asked a boy of his employer on a sunny spring day. “I want to go to my aunt’s funeral.” “No,” said the emolover, “l can’t let you go, and I don’t think you will be missed, for the last time your aunt had a funeral there were all of fifteen thousand people there.” A young Bedfordshire farmer at a cattle show, where he made himself conspicuous by his bluster, cried out: “Call these nrize cattle! Why, they ain’t nothin’ to what our folks reared. My father raised the biggest calf of anv man round out parts.’’ “No doubt of it,” said a bystander, “and the noisiest-”

Headache, Indigestion, Constipation and Biliousness.

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A TYPICAL LETTER. " For some years I suffered, periodically, from severe pains in the back, characteristic of disorder of the kidneys. My urine was of a dark, red colour, and contained a large quantity of sediment. 1 also suffered a good deal from impaired digestion and loss of sleep. I tried various medicines, which failed to do me any good. Then I commenced to take Warner’s Safe Cure. After taking the contents of one bottle, my water became its natural colour, and, after taking the medicine a little longer, all irritation oi the kidnevs passed away. My system was thoroughly renovated. I‘ can now eat and sleep well, and enjoy my food.” The above letter, written by Mr. Oliver Williams; of Victoria-sheet,. Sebastapol, Ballarat, Vic., is a specimen of the many letters received by H. H. Warner and Co., Ltd.,. Melbourne, who will send a pamphlet containing valuable information and a large number of similar letters; post free, on application. Warner’s Safe Cura is the natutal cure for rheumatism, gout,, neuralgia, lumbago, backache, sciatica, blood disorders, anaemia, indigestion, biliousness, jaunsick headache, general debility, gravel, stone, and bladder troubles. Its, action is direct upon both kidneys and livers It stimulates those vital organs, and restores : them to health and activity, thus enabling them to eliminatn from the system the uric and biliary poisons which cause the disorders Warner’s Safe Cure can be supplied by any chemist or storekeeper, both in theoriginal form and the cheaper " Concentrated,” non-alcholic form, each containing the same number of dose*

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