Chortles: “Say, old boy. are you fond of moving pictures?” His Friend: “AVell, I should say so.” “Chortles: “Then come round to our bouse next Tuesday and give us a hand. AVe’ro moving that day.”
Amy: “Why did Aliss Antique discharge her butler?” > Alamie: “lie boasted that ho had grown grey in her service. n
“Our office-boy dropped into poetry yesterday.” “How- was that ?” “The literary editor kicked him into the waste-paper basket;”
Old Boarder: “Wiiat’s for breakfast? blopo not liam and eggs again.” Waitress: “No sir, not ham and eggs this morning.” Old Boarder: “Thank tne stars! Wliat is it?” Waitress: “Only ham.”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3696, 4 December 1912, Page 7
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104Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3696, 4 December 1912, Page 7
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