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Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3696, 4 December 1912, Page 7

Basso: “What is the effect of takmJ r a coTc! hath every morning ? vmri: “Tli e chief one that I’ve noticed ; s an unconquerable desire to tell everybody about it. ’

“P’raps ye aren’t aware, Mrs n’Hagan. that me husband’s descind«d from some av the greatest houses in Oireland?” “Oh yis Oi am. Mrs Murphy, because Or ve seen him do it on a ladder !’’

Visitor: “I saw your husband in the crowd in town to-day. In fact, ho was so close that I could have touched him."’ Hostess: “That's strange. At home he is so close that nobody can touch him.”

52 IN PRIZES! A cheque for £1 Is has been sent to the writer of this verse (Mrs A. H-, Devon Street. New Plymouth):— On clays “At Home' 5 my callers" say: “Oh, what delicious Tea”! It surely is;but credit’s due To “Stand-Out” —not to me. WIN A GUINEA ! Prize Poem published every Monday. Best original four short - line advt. verse about “Stand-Out Tea” wins each week. A SBxnd-Out Tea Coupon—from inside packet—must be enclosed, ivith full address, to: “Stand-Out Tea,” P.O. Box 1490, Wellington. NOTE.—With Blue coupon may be sent one verse; with lied Coupon two verses. Those forwarding Green or Gold Coupons will have permits for nine or nineteen further attempts > posted them. 1 “STAND-OUT TEA” Is sold in Gisborne by—C. Church, W. A. O’Meara, .T. G. Osborne, J. A. Pirie, James Sealey. SEEK SATISFACTION SIPPING