“I am a self-made man, I am.’' “Well, I think there is one thing you needn’t worry about.” “What is that?” “Taking Quo a patent.” .Tones: “Are. you serious in your attentions to Miss Hulks?” Bones: “Rather! Her father did me out o» forty thousand on the Stock Exchange last month, and I’ll get that hack if I have to marry the whole family for it.” Lawyer: “Now, sir, tell me, are you well acquainted with the prisoner ?” Witness: “I’ve known him for twenty years.” Lawyer: “Have you, I must now ask, ever known him to be a disturber of the public peace.” Witness: “Well—er—he used to belong to a drum and fife band.”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3715, 28 December 1912, Page 10
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114Page 10 Advertisements Column 1 Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3715, 28 December 1912, Page 10
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