‘ T was coming to town in a tram car this morning,” said Jcnks, “and the conductor came in and glared at me just'as if I hadn’t paid my fare.” "And what did you do?” .“Oh, I just glared back at him as if I had.” . At a recent birthday party a young lady began a song: ' “The autumn days have come; ten thousand leaves are falling.” She began too high. “Ten thou-ousand ” she screamed, and then stopped.' “Start her at five thousand!” cried an auctioneer who was present.
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3715, 28 December 1912, Page 10
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88Page 10 Advertisements Column 2 Gisborne Times, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3715, 28 December 1912, Page 10
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